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Does a bear shit in the woods? Here’s a more pressing question: Does a bear shit in the city and suburbs? Turns out the answer to all those questions is a big ol’ yes. Bears in Los Angeles Are Getting Their Close-Ups, Ready or Not. “California has 60,000 black bears, and they are venturing far from their usual habitat in search of food and shelter. It’s the humans who have to adapt.” (Just when you were sure the AI would be the thing to kill you, you end up being eaten by a bear.)

+ Trump Sparks Confusion With Dramatic New Hairdo. (They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs! Well, apparently, they’ve also been saving the fur…)