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“‘When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,’ he claimed. ‘Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.’ He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and ‘nearly orgasmic … I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,’ he said, ‘and nobody would know.'” A reporter gets some dietary advice from the guy who gives it to several members of the Trump cabinet. (If this interview was his way of not getting invited to dinner parties, I’m guessing it will work.) The Most Powerful Men in America Are Eating Only Steak and Sauerkraut. Could I?