For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls

Lettuce Pray… The fan, it turns out, was only the beginning. The shit has hit everything across several states. Now, “federal health officials have identified lettuce from Mexico served at Taco Bell locations across five U.S. states as a source of the widespread outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora.” The lettuce was sold by Taylor Farms, a firm also “tied to a 2013 cyclosporiasis outbreak linked to salad mix and a 2024 E. coli outbreak tied to onions served at McDonald’s.” This isn’t just about Taco Bell or one megafarm. The exploding story about explosive diarrhea has customers worried, which leaves the CFOs of any restaurant that sells salads shitting in their pants.

+ Bloomberg (Gift Article): Why Do We Need Explosive Diarrhea to Remind Us Public Health Matters?

+ “Donald Trump promised federal cuts under the Elon Musk–led Department of Government Efficiency would ‘drive out the massive waste.’ Indeed, waste is now being expelled on an incredible scale, across the country.” TNR: DOGE Gutted the Office Researching the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite. (Trump and Elon have been spreading shit on social media for years. Now, they’ve jumped over to the terrestrial world.)