Extra, Extra
British Evasion: “Starmer told a news conference that he will fight back if technology companies resist the move, and acknowledged some teens would try to find their way around a ban. But he said he is ‘not prepared to compromise on the safety and happiness of our children.'” Britain will ban under-16s from social media apps, including TikTok and YouTube.
+ California Reaming: “The California governor said in a video statement that federal agents had knocked on the doors of family friends and former employees in recent days as part of an effort to find a crime, demanding records and ‘abusing the grand jury process.'” Gavin Newsom says Trump directed DoJ to investigate him and his wife.
+ DOJ (Pronounced, Doge): “DOJ officials determined the transaction did not pose a threat to competition and declined to challenge it, said the people, who were granted anonymity to discuss sensitive matters. The department approved the merger without requiring any divestitures, behavioral remedies or concessions.” In entirely unsurprising news, the Justice Department approves Paramount’s acquisition of Warner Bros. Let’s see what the states have to say.
+ We Will, We Will, Roku: “The deal—Fox’s largest to date—brings together a media company known for its live news and sports programming with the biggest provider of streaming platforms for connected TVs.” Fox to Buy Roku Streaming Service in $25 Billion Deal. (Both stocks are down on the deal announcement.)
+ Tren Crash: “Tren de Aragua has been labeled a terrorist organization by the US. Guerrero Flores was charged in a New York federal court with racketeering conspiracy and other crimes, including lending support to terrorists in crimes that stretched more than a decade.” Trump says leader of Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang killed in US strike.
+ Back (Rent) From the Dead: “The casting call seemed simple enough: An unnamed nonprofit was offering $75 in cash to people who could spend a couple of hours acting as zombies in a ‘mock demonstration.’ The scenes would be part of an instructional video, and actors were asked to wear tattered clothing and to be ready to have their faces painted. But when the group of 40 or so participants arrived at the filming site in Downtown Brooklyn on Thursday evening, things started to take a turn.” The Casting Call Was for Zombies. The Job Was Actually a Landlord Rally.
+ One Track Mind: “Imagine it’s the 1980s or early ’90s, and there’s a queue for the pay phone in a college dorm hallway. Students line up, waiting their turn for the once-a-week, brief check-in with a parent. That was the norm.” The norm has changed. NPR: Most parents track their 18- to 25-year-old kids on their smartphones. Is it healthy? Is anything on your phone healthy? Location tracking apps are just as addictive as everything else on your phone. And yes, kids, your mother and I are watching (but only because we want to be sure you’re going out and having fun.)


