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“In our peptides-pumping, cosmetic-surgery obsessed world, Alloclae is being marketed as the latest body-buffing hack for anyone seeking to level up their appearance. The process is minimally invasive and largely safe, as long as you can get your head around where that extra va-voom has come from.” People are pumping themselves with fat from corpses to perk up their pecs, boobs and butts. (How’d you like to agree to be a donor and end up there?)

+ Thieves make a break with over 400,000 KitKat bars in Europe.