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Well, it’s Groundhog Day and Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of winter. It’s worth noting that the groundhog has only been accurate 30% of the time over the past decade. (Punxsutawney Phil is basically the RFK Jr of weather forecasting.)

+ “In the third round … the veteran heavyweight took enough shots to the head that his toupee ended up flapping in the air and revealing a fully bald scalp. Miller took the development in stride, ripping off the piece at the end of the round and throwing it into the crowd.”