This is U.S.

If you’re susceptible to nausea, vomiting, or banging yourself on the head I could’ve had a V8 style, you might want to stop reading now. Venezuela’s opposition leader María Corina Machado gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. It’s hard to blame Machado. These are the obvious psych-ops on Trump, and this is how nations and individuals know they can curry favor with our dear leader. It’s sad, but this is us.

+ Jimmy Kimmel offered the president his choice of several of his trophies (even his Webby) if he agrees to pull ICE out of Minneapolis. F-ck it, for that, I’m willing to throw in my award for best email newsletter of 1999. And it’s a beaut.