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“In the past we would just deodorize our armpits, but now a huge wave of products are aimed at our most intimate areas. Do these serve a need – or just encourage paranoia?”

+ Australia approves first chlamydia vaccine for koalas. (Unlike humans, all the koalas are planning to get vaccinated.)

+ “I’ve lived in Manhattan. I’ve lived in San Francisco. I’ve lived in Boston, and nothing ever happened to me. I moved to Suffolk County, a senior community, and my neighbor shoots me in the face with a flare.” (That would make an unbelievable first line of a novel.)