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“When you’re handing out £53.5 million in prize money, you wouldn’t have thought there was any incentive for Wimbledon players to steal one of the championship’s £40 towels. You’d be wrong.” The net gains of Wimbledon stars — stealing 500 towels a day.

+ “The surgery giving men cartoonish six-packs doesn’t technically provide fake abs, but it can lead to jarring visuals.” How Can You Tell If Someone Has ‘Fake’ Abs? (In my experience, they tend not to emerge naturally between love handles…)