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“There are myriad reasons we attach ourselves to public figures and track their daily lives with the same attention and passion that we do our favorite TV shows, movies, and sports teams. And there may be no celebrity interaction more purely entertaining than two of them beefing. Think about it: all of the excitement and none of the personal hazard.” The Ringer: The Best Beefs of the 21st Century, Ranked. (Oddly, The News vs My Mental Health didn’t make the list.)

+ It’s hard to get out of a DUI charge when you’re pulled over with an open container of alcohol. Even harder when there are more than 70 empty Bud Light cans in the car.

+ And circling back to today’s stop story on the spending bill… The Onion: Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials.