Psychotic Episode

Another day, another national humiliation on the world stage. Yes, it’s time for the latest episode of Trump’s Oval Office, this time featuring guest star German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, and featuring some familiar, bumbling antics like remarkably imbecilic and offensive remarks about D-Day (it’s like we’re living through a remake of the movie Stripes and Trump is playing the part of Cruiser) and the even worse comparison of Putin’s invasion of Ukraine to two kids fighting in a park … you see it in hockey. Of course, because this is America in 2025, the viral moments from today’s episode will be connected to what it is becoming a bad and very public breakup between Trump and Elon Musk. From Musk: “Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate … Such ingratitude.” From Trump: “People leave my administration, and they love us, and then at some point they miss it so badly, and some of them embrace it, and some of them actually become hostile.” (As the old proverb says, the enemy of my enemy is still a complete a**hole.)

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