The Valley of the Shadow of Death

OK, let’s lighten things up a bit with one of the great ledes in recent memory. “A pair of hikers in New York called emergency services to report that a third member of their group had died, but when a park ranger responded to rescue them it turned out they were just high on hallucinogenic mushrooms.” (The good news is that no one actually died. The bad news is that these two hikers are now running DOGE.)