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“A large number of mysterious drones have been reported flying over parts of New Jersey in recent weeks, sparking speculation and concern over who sent them and why.” What do we know about the mysterious drones reported flying over New Jersey? (My guess is that they’re here to pick up Aaron Rodgers from the Meadowlands and return him to his home planet.)

+ Lawson’s, a convenience store in Japan, has begun selling Nomu mayo, a drinkable mayonnaise. (When I first read this headline, I nearly choked on my mug of ranch dressing…)

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