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“Villa Vie Residences’ Odyssey arrived at Queen’s Island in the Northern Ireland capital to be outfitted before it was scheduled to leave on 30 May for the first leg of a three-year cruise.” Three months into their global cruise, they’ve not left Belfast.

+ Dodgers fans are notorious for arriving late to games. But not when there’s a Shohei Ohtani bobblehead to be had. Shohei Ohtani bobblehead night: Dodgers star makes MLB history after catching first pitch from his dog. (It’s hard to believe that dressing one’s dog in Dodger blue is not considered animal abuse.)

+ I’m not going to read a single word of this article because the headline is a work of art that stands alone. Ludacris’ gulp of untreated Alaska glacier melt was totally fine, scientist says.

+ Scheduling Note: NextDraft will be off on Friday. Have a good Labor Day Weekend!