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“CrowdStrike, the cybersecurity firm that crashed millions of computers with a botched update all over the world last week, is offering its partners a $10 Uber Eats gift card as an apology.” And then the gift cards didn’t work either. (I’m guessing the gesture was a hoax. If CrowdStrike was trying to make things up to IT workers, they would have offered something stronger than food…)

+ “We’re offering ongoing support for our Hotdoggers and we appreciate the support we’ve received from local authorities. Safety on the road is top priority for us.” Wienermobile crashes on Tri-State Tollway near Oak Brook — but ‘Hotdoggers’ safe. (Police later grilled the drivers about putting too much mustard on the gas pedal in an effort to ketchup with deliveries. Sorry, that was the wurst.)