Roids Are All The Rage

“Someone in your life is using performance-enhancing drugs. I feel comfortable making that bet because I recently discovered how many people in my life are using performance-enhancing drugs. Maybe your dad scored human growth hormone at an ‘anti-aging’ clinic. Maybe the woman you met on Hinge just ordered her first ‘peptide stack.’ It’s definitely the middle-aged white dude at work who calls you brother, who takes beta blockers before presentations—the same guy who texted you about T, testosterone, a.k.a. test, because he copped a vial off a friend and bro, things were wild, he felt crazy, like he could reply to a thousand emails while running through a wall. Brother, you need to check this shit out asap.” The always-excellent Rosecrans Baldwin in GQ: Why Is Everyone on Steroids Now?