Area Man Buys Newspaper: “The world needs laughter; it needs satirical criticism more than ever … And that’s why we think this is the right time and the right way to help The Onion continue to grow, continue to flourish, and frankly I’m concerned if we hadn’t done this, I don’t know what would have happened.” The Onion is going from an uncertain future with a PE firm to a more hopeful one with new owners that love it. The Onion Is Sold by G/O Media.

+ “Doctors have begun trialling in hundreds of patients the world’s first personalized mRNA cancer vaccine for melanoma, as experts hailed its ‘gamechanging’ potential to permanently cure cancer.”

+ We might be closer to changing course on climate change than we realized. It’s too early to breathe a sign of relief, especially if your sighs have high greenhouse gas emissions.

+ He was stranded after a serious car accident. Then an old white pickup pulled over.

+ “Carrie Clark said her family’s indoor-only cat, Galena, mysteriously disappeared on April 10. Friends and family helped them search their house, neighborhood and surrounding community for a week while they plastered missing posters around town and on social media.” Well, they found the cat. Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return. Now you know why cats love getting in boxes. They want to escape.