“Bill likes to look and see how big their ass is when they get down in a 40-yard stance because he wants to sign the biggest-assed defensive linemen he can sign.'” A ‘high butt factor’ might be an NFL Draft prospect’s most prized asset.

+ “Ottawa Impact, a far-right fundamentalist group created in 2021 by ‘parents’ rights advocates’ Joe Moss and Sylvia Rhodea, captured a majority of the 11-member county board in August 2022.” And in 2024? Satanists set to give opening prayer for Ottawa County Board. (Be careful what you pray for…)