Head Case

“Fans had been set to receive bobbleheads at the Pens game against the San Jose Sharks at PPG Paints Arena tonight, but those plans had to be put on ice as local and federal authorities investigate.” Entire shipment of Pittsburgh Penguins bobbleheads stolen, feds investigating cargo theft. What the puck were they thinking? This seems like it would be a pretty hard item to release into the market without ending up in the penalty box. Maybe the thieves should have targeted Trader Joe’s Totes. They’re selling for as much as 500 bucks on the secondary market.