Oompa Loompa doompadee doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me. Wonka is a movie, it’s not real life. Wanting it to to be will only bring strife. Stay in your house, don’t waste your cash. If you want sweets, just order DoorDash. A Willy Wonka-inspired experience ‘scam’ was so bad that people called the cops.

+ Cavaliers guard Max Strus hits halfcourt buzzer-beater to shock Mavericks.