“Promoted as ‘the most insane athletic showdown on Earth,’ the Florida Man Games poke fun at the state’s reputation for bizarre stories that involve brawling, drinking, gunfire, reptile wrangling and other antics carrying a risk of time in jail or intensive care.” At the Florida Man Games, big crowds cheer competitors evading police and wrestling over beer.

+ This teenager was struggling to find size 23 shoes to wear. Shaq came to his rescue.

+ Take a couple cold plunges in Vermont (‘Totally cold’ is not too cold for winter swimmers competing in a frozen Vermont lake) and New Jersey (Seaside Heights polar plunge brings biggest crowd ever). These activities will inspire the exact opposite physical reaction as today’s top story…