“Starting Oct. 26, the carrier will implement a boarding process that puts window-seat passengers in economy class on the plane ahead of their peers in the middle and the aisle.” United making revolutionary change to its boarding procedure. (This is logical. Revolutionary would be providing enough legroom so getting into a window seat wouldn’t be so difficult.)

+ “Ed Currie, the South Carolina hot pepper expert who crossbred and grew the Carolina Reaper that’s hotter than most pepper sprays police use to subdue unruly criminals, has broken his own world record with a pepper that’s three times hotter.”