A Stanford professor says that the No. 1 phrase people who are good at small talk always use is one I’m quite sure I’ve never, ever said. Tell Me More. My most common phrase during social interactions is, “My Uber’s here.”

+ Chipotle tests automation for burrito bowls and salads. (Oh, I’d hate to see Chipotle lose its cultural authenticity.)

+ Metaphor alert: Old newspaper boxes become Narcan dispensers at Ferris State University.