Forget Ozempic. Just weigh yourself in Indiana. Uneven Gravity Makes You Weigh More in Illinois Than in Indiana. “A number of factors cause you to be lighter or heavier in different parts of the world.” (This may related to the unexplained phenomena that makes everyone in Fulton County Georgia 6’3 and 215 pounds.)

+ “Candidate A gets 13,000 votes. Candidate B gets 12,000 votes. Given the corruption of the √©lites in the deep state, which candidate should win?” Joel Stein in The New Yorker: Questions from Florida’s Newly Adopted Classic Learning Test.
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+ “A Canadian amusement park ride turned into nightmare fuel on Sunday after stopping suddenly, suspending passengers upside down, 75 feet above the ground, for nearly 30 minutes.”