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An Alabama high school band director who wouldn’t stop playing at football game is tased, arrested by police. (I wonder if the band was playing I Gave My Love a Cherry?)

+ “When someone mentions the year 1990, you might think of the last days of Margaret Thatcher, The Satanic Verses, poll tax, recession and the IRA. Or, you just might think of a man in the north-east of England getting arrested for masturbating a dolphin.”