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Everyone has a terrible travel story. But this could be among the worst. “A Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around due to a passenger’s diarrhea, which the pilot considered a “biohazard issue,” according to reports. Around two hours into the transatlantic flight last Friday, Flight 194 was reportedly asked to return to Georgia. ‘We’ve had a passenger who’s had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta,’ the pilot reportedly said.” Holy sh-t.

+ “A part of China’s Great Wall has been severely damaged by construction workers in central Shanxi province, who used an excavator to dig through it. Police say two people are suspected of trying to create a shortcut for their construction work.”

+ “It’s an Autzen Stadium tradition. Anytime the Oregon Ducks score, the Duck mascot does a regimen of pushups to match the team’s current point total.” On Saturday, the Ducks scored 81 points. That’s a lot of ducking pushups.