“Mounds of writhing sea creatures are piling up on Florida beaches, and authorities are warning concerned beachgoers to avoid the embarrassment of calling 911. It’s likely a herd of manatees, and they are engaging in very public group sex, experts say. ‘Don’t call us. …. We can assure you they are more than fine,’ the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a Facebook post.” (It’s not really an orgy until someone calls 911.)

+ How hot is it in Arizona this summer? Cacti are collapsing.