“‘Due to the increasing public safety risk, a team from CDFW and the Monterey Bay Aquarium trained in the capture and handling of sea otters has been deployed to attempt to capture and rehome her,’ a spokesperson for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife said in a statement.” She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.

+ Scheduled to debut in January, the vessel can accommodate 5,600 guests and 2,350 crew members. This is The World’s Largest Cruise Ship. The horror, the horror.