Penne From Heaven

“There are now some answers regarding a fascinating macaroni mystery in a New Jersey town that has captivated the internet. It all started when hundreds of pounds of pasta was found by a city council candidate along the banks of the Iresick Brook in a wooded part of Old Bridge. Keith Rost, who lives nearby, said there was likely about 200 pounds of alphabet noodles and spaghetti just left there, with no explanation given.” Neighbors Solve Mysterious NJ Pasta Dump Case. Durum Da Dum Dum. (I was gonna do a whole pun-filled thing about the crimes of Rigatoni Soprano, but I just didn’t feel like spending all morning noodling on it.)

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