For April Fool’s Day, Michael Che told the SNL audience not to laugh at any of the jokes delivered by Colin Jost. My wife and kids have been pulling that same gag on me for more than a decade.

+ “Catering to the overworked, the introverted and the way-too-baked, a new barbershop in San Francisco offers silent haircuts so that you no longer have to talk to your barber as they line you up.”