“The state concluded the license plate ‘LUVTOFU’ could’ve been seen as a reference to sex instead of admiration for bean curd. The motorist insisted there was no mistaking his intent because the back of his car had several tofu-related stickers.” Maine motorists appeal to keep naughty vanity license plates. Luv tu fu?

+ “UFC President Dana White is selling slap fighting as the next big thing in combat sports, putting his money and the resources of one of the world’s foremost mixed martial arts organizations behind the Power Slap League. The Nevada Athletic Commission has sanctioned the league for competitions in Las Vegas.” Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? (It’s basically social media being performed in real life.)