“An award-winning German ballet company director who smeared his dog’s faeces on the face of a dance critic has failed to apologize, saying he was responding to decades of ‘annihilatory criticism.'”

+ “A bill that would make it easier for people in Wyoming to consume alcohol while doing things like throwing axes, darts, and chicken roping is only one step away from reaching Gov. Mark Gordon’s desk.” Chicken roping? This is either a joke or the worst-ever episode of Yellowstone.

+ Not feeling the V-Day love? A zoo in Texas invited people to name a cockroach after their ex, just before feeding it to a rodent.