He Even Retired More Than Other QBs: A year ago, almost to the minute, Tom Brady announced his retirement from football. Aside from a forgettable year for his Tampa Bay Bucs and his divorce, I don’t really need to change of word from my coverage of retirement 1 to cover retirement 2. So here it is again: Grid Ironman: Tom Brady is the Tom Brady of Football.

+ Dreamer Interpretation: Republican-led states ask judge to shut down DACA program for immigrant Dreamers. “A ruling that shuts down DACA or declares the program illegal would likely be appealed to the 5th Circuit by the Biden administration, and the case could ultimately reach the Supreme Court.” (Which, of course, is the point.)

+ Roadside Assistance: “The round, silver capsule — measuring roughly a quarter of an inch in diameter by a third of an inch tall, or the size of the pea — was found south of the mining town of Newman on the Great Northern Highway.” A tiny but dangerous radioactive capsule is found in Western Australia.

+ Homem da Flórida: “Among the most popular traditions at Florida’s Disney World are the daily character appearances that allow the public to get up close to the theme park’s star attractions. Just a few miles down the road, beneath the palm trees of the lushly landscaped Encore resort at Reunion, Brazil’s exiled former president appears to have embraced the custom.” Exiled Bolsonaro lives it up in Florida as legal woes grow back home.

+ Hipster Hoopster: “A 22-year-old high school assistant basketball coach who allegedly posed as a player to take part in a junior varsity game has been fired, along with the rest of the coaching staff.” If Tom Brady can play in the NFL at 45, why can’t this person play middle school hoops at 22?

+ Sharing is Daring: “Netflix will require users to identify a ‘primary location’ for all accounts that live within the same household. Users will need sign into the home wifi of the primary location at least once every 31 days to ensure their device is not blocked.” Netflix reveals first details of password sharing crackdown.