Texas is pretty determined to control a woman’s body. But when it comes to testicles, anything goes. Texas Is Having A Testicle Festival & You Can Taste Them Battered, Fried Or Grilled.

+ Texas A&M hit with rare tech before tipoff for jersey error. “Shortly after leaving the court following final warmups, the Aggies realized managers had left their game jerseys at the team hotel. They double-timed it back to grab them, but officials hit them with a delay of game penalty — officially deemed an administrative technical foul — because the start had to be postponed a few minutes.” (I know many parents who will read this story about forgetting jerseys and think, “This school seems like a perfect fit for my child.”)

+ “A fire that broke out at a Wisconsin dairy plant on Monday night sent a river of melted butter flowing across the factory floor and into nearby storm drains, where it clogged a historic water artery.” Grabs popcorn…