There are a couple lessons from Google’s year in search. First, scandals like slapping someone across the face at the Oscars really get you searching. And second, you tried to cheat at Wordle. A lot.

+ Jonathan, the world’s oldest tortoise, marks his 190th with fanfare and salad cake.

+ When you take booze and caffeine and drugs out of the equation, you’re left with sugar. Hence, the great Utah cookie wars.