“The new trailer begins with two emergency medics arriving at what looks like a horror movie slaughter scene, only to come face to face with the titular bear on the titular cocaine.” The Cocaine Bear Trailer Is as Insanely Fun as It Sounds.

+ The movie is loosely based on an article from 1985. Bear Believed To Have Overdosed On Cocaine Dropped By Parachutist.

+ “Salz said that as a Sabbath-observant Jew, he is forced to sit out nearly half of all the team’s games.” College football gets its first Orthodox Jewish player at Texas A&M. (Ashkenazi & Meshuggah?)