Bottom of the News

“Libertarian candidate Dan Ward says he campaigned solely through shows for his band, Driven By Turmoil. The band’s song ‘Shut The F— Up’ became his campaign anthem as they asked listeners to vote against the establishment candidates.” Amazingly, his campaign may have had an impact. This is so metal.

+ The NFL game of the year featured the catch of the century.

+ “Art restorers in the Italian city of Florence have begun a six-month project to clean and virtually ‘unveil’ a long-censored nude painting by Artemisia Gentileschi, one of the most prominent women in the history of Italian art.” Six months is a lot of foreplay.