Now this is a lede. “KFC has apologized after sending a promotional message to customers in Germany, urging them to commemorate Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken.” (This is doubly offensive since most of us Jews are lactose intolerant.)

+ “California’s pot businesses have a new worry to add to the long list of problems facing the industry: customers suing cannabis brands for allegedly not getting them high enough.” (I was going to join this suit, but instead I just took another hit.)