“‘Over the past 2 years, we have experienced an unprecedented spike in demand across our portfolio and have had to make very tough decisions to ensure availability of our full portfolio nationwide,’ said a Klondike representative in an email. ‘A necessary but unfortunate part of this process is that we sometimes must discontinue products, even a beloved item like Choco Taco.'” To understand the scope of this slight, you need to understand The Legend of the Choco Taco. For its acolytes, this product discontinuation feels like a swift kick in the cronuts.