A new study has found that those who drink coffee with sugar or unsweetened are less likely to die in the following seven years than those who don’t drink coffee at all. This newsletter runs on coffee. And now you can celebrate that with what some are calling the greatest NextDraft shirt of all time. Whole Latte Love. (Get it while it’s hot.)

+ The stupidest baseball feud is about fantasy football. And man, did we need this nonsense right now! Tommy Pham says SF Giants’ Joc Pederson lied, but ‘pimp slap’ ultimately Mike Trout’s fault.

+ “Authentic Brands Group, which licenses Elvis Presley-related merchandise, has issued a cease-and-desist letter dated May 19 to several Las Vegas chapels.” Vegas chapels all shook up by Elvis likeness crackdown. (Sometimes commerce can save one from oneself.)