“Police in San Francisco stopped a vehicle operated by Cruise, an autonomous car company backed by General Motors, in a video posted on 1 April. Officers approached the car, which had been driving without headlights, only to find it was empty.” San Francisco police stop self-driving car.

+ Severance Intro with The Office Theme Song.

+ “We order that by a public edict the book of Dialogues of Galileo Galilei be prohibited, and We condemn thee to the prison of this Holy Office during Our will and pleasure; and as a salutary penance We enjoin on thee that for the space of three years.” On this day in 1633, Galileo was ordered to turn himself in to begin trial for holding the belief that the Earth revolves around the sun. Not much has changed, folks. Not much has changed.