“A hunk of human hair; a full set of dentures (‘I TOLD you not to take your teeth to the beach!’); a thong; a used narcan kit (used to revive drug overdose victims); several marijuana bags (empty, of course); a bullet casing, and a fake eyeball were among items picked up.” Braces, sex pills, fake eyeball among bizarre NJ beach trash.

+ Pink Floyd, a flamingo on the lam from a Kansas zoo since 2005, is seen again in Texas. (In the business, we call this a Floydian Slip.)