“If you are fed up of a mundane desk job, aren’t bothered by austere conditions and have an affection for the hirsute, a potentially ideal new role has opened up in Montana: a grizzly bear conflict manager.” (I wonder if I can still qualify if I had to Google the definition of a few of those words?) Wanted: grizzly bear conflict manager – grappling with bears not required.

+ “A New York City man who needed to be rescued twice on consecutive days while hiking in a northern Arizona mountain range is urging others to pay more attention to winter weather than he did.” (So he effed up twice and his first reaction was to issue advice to others? This guy would absolutely love Twitter.)