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“Over the past couple of weeks, some people who listen to KUOW in their Mazdas say their car radio is permanently stuck on 94.9 FM. It’s only affecting KUOW, Mazdas from 2016, and we have no idea why.”

+ “As a backup dancer for Beyonce, Shania Twain, Gwen Stefani, Sting, Carlos Santana, and Michelle Branch at the 2003 Super Bowl, I performed in a way that caused Rolling Stone to rank it the 17th best halftime show ever. Sure the writer referred to Twain’s performance as ‘a career-freezing sadgasm’ but imagine how much sadgasm-ier it would have been if, among 500 high-school girls, there wasn’t a long-haired 31-year-old guy in a low-cut sparkly blue shirt and matching jazz pants waving an 30-foot bamboo pole with a giant flag of a saxophone?” Joel Stein: I Stand with the Unpaid Super Bowl Dancers.

+ Note: NextDraft will off on Thursday. See you Friday!