“Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger’s seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger. The man said the drugs were not his, but didn’t say who the drugs belonged to.” Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his. (And my guess is that about 60 million Americans believe him.)

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