“Jamie Gagne carved a seven-foot statue out of a pine tree and placed it in the front yard of his Ruggles Road home in protest of town code enforcement, who had ticketed him over plans for his under-construction workshop.” After a long, hard fight, there’s been a resolution in the case of the Wilton man arrested for placing a large penis sculpture on his front lawn.

+ Eric Clapton Wins Lawsuit Against Woman Who Listed Bootleg CD on eBay for $11. Someone send Clapton the large penis sculpture. He’s definitely earned it in 2021.