“Some companies make employees use keyboard or mouse-tracking software to ensure that they’re working every moment they’re on the clock, even if they’re at home. Even if managers aren’t spying on your mouse, chat apps quickly turn users’ activity bubbles to ‘away’ when they’re inactive for a short time.” Workers Are Using ‘Mouse Movers’ So They Can Use the Bathroom in Peace. (I don’t have a boss who tracks me. But this would be a great tool to allow my cats to have some alone time with my moving cursor.)

+ Brutal Supercut of Fox News Being Remarkably Upset About Their Christmas Tree Catching on Fire. (If this were a parody, you’d say it went too far.)