“While some dolls and action figures can stand the test of time if they’re properly maintained, others are meant to be melted, exploded or terrorized until their mysterious innards come oozing out of their body. Such is the case with Stretch Armstrong.” An Oral History of Stretch Armstrong’s Delightful Destructibility.

+ Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox. (The flat humps were a dead giveaway.)

+ The Comedy Pet Photography Awards.