“On November 1st, when detectives with the Sheriff’s Office of Lawrence County, Tennessee arrived at an Amish farm to serve a search warrant, they were stunned at their discovery: 25 pounds of pot, along with 13 weapons and a pile of cash.” Growhouses, Pot Fields and Biker Gangs: The Secret Lives and Crimes of Amish Drug Dealers. (No matter how different we seem, we can always find common ground.)

+ “It just so happened that the person they inadvertently messaged this week was Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback Sean Murphy-Bunting, and their mix-up would lead to a FaceTime call with some of the biggest stars in the Bucs’ locker room.” How Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers landed on a call with a Michigan high school basketball team. (1-800-Call-Goat?)