Ain’t That a Shamon

Jacob Chansley—the 33-year-old who notoriously stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 with a spear and bullhorn while wearing a horned headpiece made of coyote skin—was sentenced to 41 months in prison. “Men of honor admit when they’re wrong… I was wrong for entering the Capitol. I have no excuse, no excuse whatsoever … I am a good man who broke the law … I look up to Gandhi. I look up to Jesus. I want to mirror them.” (I must have missed the time Gandhi wore face-paint and horns.)